And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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