Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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