We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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