I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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