Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
