dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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