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Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?

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(419): View more from Ohio

we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.

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(440): View more from Ohio

By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.

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(708): View more from Illinois

My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.

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(312): View more from Illinois

There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed

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(281): View more from Texas

I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.

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(613): View more from Ontario

3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"

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a reward? ill think of something

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if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit

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