YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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