I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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