Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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