Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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