And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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