i think my mom watched the whole time
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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