I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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