Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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