I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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