I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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