Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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