The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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