I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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