it wasn't lemon gatorade
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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