i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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