And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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