curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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