But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
