Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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