hotel room ftw
I love black thongs
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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