Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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