so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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