Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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