Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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