I wanna passion pit in your ass
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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