Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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