If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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