You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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