ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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