I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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