the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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