I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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