Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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