idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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