Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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