I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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