just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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