no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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