btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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