I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's like God shit irony all over that family
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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