I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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