Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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