you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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