I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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