You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
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