Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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