Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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