i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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